The A Files

UFOs photographed over London - Telegraph ( Sarah Knapton )

Yeah, nice one, Sarah. Real scoop, that. I mean, they don't look anything like reflections of the light fitting behind the photographer, do they?

Oh, and a special mention for the caption, "...shows four UFO's (sic.)" Don't worry about it, guys; it's only the Daily Bloody Telegraph, right?

The "Get Paula Murray Fired" Campaign

Can't really cover this one any better... so I won't bother.

Bloggerheads (UK) - Paula Murray, drunken hack, mocks dead and makes light of underage drinking

Glinner - Express wins race to the bottom

Strictly this isn't a net story, but the reaction to it certainly is. As a clued-up 2.0 citizen, you've no doubt read loads about it all by now, so all I'll add is; please just pop along and sign the online petition, blog or tweet the stories, and do anything else you can think of to help get this odious bitch fired.