The Daily Telegraph grinds Will's gears

No geek is an island � In which the Daily Telegraph grinds my gears

Well done to my pal Will for spotting this travesty, and rendering the requisite kicking with his cleversome brain-boots.

"Niger ex-slave wins landmark case"

BBC NEWS | World | Africa | Niger ex-slave wins landmark case

A perfectly worthy story, of course; but a slightly careless headline, n'est-ce pas? That was a double-take and a half, and no mistake.

BBC SPORT | Olympics | Cycling | Awesome GB sprint team take gold

BBC SPORT | Olympics | Cycling | Awesome GB sprint team take gold

That's right, Auntie - our cyclists are AWESOME!

AWESOME, dude! Go U-K!

Pricks.

Brown beside himself...

BBC NEWS | UK | PM 'stands by stance on cannabis'

He doesn't stand IN his stance, but rather, just BY it. So his stance is just next to where he's actually standing. At his own right hand.

Harry Potter stars spotted on 'secret date' - Telegraph

Harry Potter stars spotted on 'secret date' - Telegraph

Mirror story, but Torygraph couldn't resist. Berks.

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Media circus follows McCartneys

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Media circus follows McCartneys

Hey, look at this "media scrum"! Just as well we at the BBC are above such things, eh?