Miliband's Russian cousin admits she was close to Stalin's daughter | Mail Online
Thursday 28 October 2010
6 Degrees of Smear
Thursday 8 July 2010
Mum! When's the shooting bit?
Found amongst the slopbucketloads of the Raoul Moat crim-porn saga:
What future for Raoul Moat? | Rothbury | Raoul_Moat | Life of Crime | Sky News Blogs: "That future is likely to be spent in jail and what kind of future is that for a violent and angry 37-year-old man who is mourning the loss of his family and business?"
Yeah... so, all you people trying to put the Murdochs out of business; take a look at yourselves! Do you really want to be responsible for another tragedy?
Perhaps you shouldn't answer that.
Unedifying though this whole spectacle is, there is nonetheless something refreshing - in a World Cup summer - about watching the English press salivate over the prospect of a shoot-out...
Sunday 17 January 2010
Infernal Contraptions!
No Rock And Roll Fun: Sunday Express makes a Twit of itself
I really have nothing to add to this; but I can try to get it three or four more readers.
If only I could somehow get "David & David" a few million less...
Thursday 17 September 2009
Offended By Verbatim Reporting? Go F--- Yourself!
Fox 5 anchor Ernie Anastos stuns viewers with four-letter 'chicken' gaffe - Telegraph
It's not the story, or the reporting of it. They're fine.
It's the"f---ing".
Even at the end, right next to "plucking".
The Telegraph fears - no doubt rightly - that some readers will be offended by the word "fucking", even in a story about a man saying the word "fucking".
It believes - wrongly - that these people should be protected from the profound psychological consequences of choosing to read a story with the phrase "four-letter" in the headline.
So, who's chicken now?
Friday 4 September 2009
You Couldn't Make Littlejohn Up
It's been covered better elsewhere, but I can't ignore Richard Littlejohn's Mail Online piece that takes a snide pop at a black single mother.
- Richard Littlejohn
Note the oh-so-clever plausibly deniable racism.
The punchline? Oh yes. The mother is a labrador!
Yes, the country is being overrun by a tide of workshy immigrant puppies. What? Littlejohn shot first and asked questions later? Surely not?
Well, no - as usual, he just shot. The only development is that he shot this particular load over the wrong species.
All together now; "You Couldn't Make It Up!"
Saturday 21 March 2009
The A Files
UFOs photographed over London - Telegraph ( Sarah Knapton )
Yeah, nice one, Sarah. Real scoop, that. I mean, they don't look anything like reflections of the light fitting behind the photographer, do they?
Oh, and a special mention for the caption, "...shows four UFO's (sic.)" Don't worry about it, guys; it's only the Daily Bloody Telegraph, right?
Wednesday 18 March 2009
The "Get Paula Murray Fired" Campaign
Can't really cover this one any better... so I won't bother.
Bloggerheads (UK) - Paula Murray, drunken hack, mocks dead and makes light of underage drinking
Glinner - Express wins race to the bottom
Strictly this isn't a net story, but the reaction to it certainly is. As a clued-up 2.0 citizen, you've no doubt read loads about it all by now, so all I'll add is; please just pop along and sign the online petition, blog or tweet the stories, and do anything else you can think of to help get this odious bitch fired.